Genre: pop parody
Spotify: Eat It
Special for Thanksgiving, here's a song all about eating. It is, of course, a parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It". I feel like I should find the video for this one... Here it is! The video parodies the original video pretty closely too. This one's from way back in 1984. I really love the way Al rhymes words, always staying on topic and within the sounds of the original songs:
"How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it"
Pure gold! Now go eat some turkey!